Jokes

Did you know 70% of statistics are made up on the spot? Just like this one.

A biologist walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “We don’t serve single-celled organisms here.” The biologist replies, “Relax, I came here to evolve.”

Why can light never win an argument? It always gets reflected.

I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, “I think I lost an electron!” The other asks, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yeah, I’m positive.”

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.