Jokes

Why does the diver never lose his cool? He is used to handling a lot of pressure.

Why is the umbrella such a good friend? Because it always has your back when it rains.

Why does the echo never win an award for originality? Because it only ever repeats what everyone else says.

Why is binary code so honest? Because it only ever answers with a 0 or a 1 — it never deals in shades of grey.

What do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind? A maybe.

Why did the balloon break up with the wool sweater? It could not handle all the static.

Why is DNA so secretive? Because it always leads a double life.

Why does a shooting star never stay long in one place? Because it is always just passing through.

Why are bacteria never lonely? Because they are always multiplying.

Why is RAM so forgetful? Because the moment the power goes out, it forgets everything.