Jokes

Why does honey never go bad? Because archaeologists have found jars of it in Egyptian tombs, still perfectly edible after more than 3,000 years.

Why does the comet never go unnoticed? Because it always leaves its tail behind as a calling card.

Why does the snowflake never have an identity crisis? Because it knows no two of its kind are ever exactly alike.

Why does friction never get along with anyone? Because no matter what happens, it always ends up putting up resistance.

Why can the hummingbird never sit still? Because it beats its wings up to eighty times a second and still has not learned what relaxing feels like.

Why does the whale never stay silent? Because underwater it always has a song to sing, one that can travel for hundreds of kilometers.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “For you, no charge.”

Why is the wormhole never late for a date? Because it always knows a shortcut through space-time.

Why can the fractal never finish telling its own story? Because every time it repeats itself, a smaller version appears hidden inside the last one.

Why does the iceberg never tell you everything? Because it always keeps most of itself hidden beneath the surface.