The Touchy Seismograph
Why is the seismograph so touchy? Because it cannot stand having the ground shift under it.
Jokes
The Traffic Light’s Advice
Why does the traffic light give such good advice? Because it always knows when to stop, when to wait, and when to go.
The Periodic Table Never Gets Bored
Why does the periodic table never get bored? Because it always has new elements to discover.
The Friendly Microwave
Why is the microwave so friendly? Because it always knows how to warm up the room.
The Rainbow Always Sees the Bright Side
Why does the rainbow never get mad at the rain? Because it always sees the bright side.
The Archaeologist Is Never Bored
Why is the archaeologist never bored at work? Because their job always has plenty of history.
The Eclipse Is Never Late
Why is a solar eclipse never late for a date? Because it always has everything perfectly aligned.
The Satellite Is Never Lonely
Why does the satellite never feel lonely? Because it is always orbiting around someone.
Pluto’s Demotion
Why does Pluto never get upset about being left out? Its used to being demoted.
No Chemistry
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist? Because there was no chemistry.