The WiFi at the Bottom of the Sea
Why doesnt WiFi work well at the bottom of the sea? Because there is too much current.
Jokes
The Volcano in Therapy
Why did the volcano go to therapy? It had way too much pent-up pressure.
Gravity Never Rests
Why does gravity never take a vacation? Because it always has a lot of weight to carry.
The Moons Financial Trouble
Why can the Moon never pay off its debts? Its always in a waning phase.
The Astronomer Needed Space
Why did the astronomer break up with their partner? They needed space.
The Sick Computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
The Universe’s Best-Kept Secret
Why are black holes so good at keeping secrets? Not even light can escape them.
Geologists and Common Ground
Why do geologists never argue? Because they always find common ground.
The Sun’s Diploma
Why did the Sun never go to college? It already has millions of degrees.
The black sheep of Scotland
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland and see a black sheep through the window. The engineer says, “Scottish sheep are black.” The physicist corrects him: “We only know one Scottish sheep is black.” The mathematician sighs: “We only know there exists one sheep, in Scotland, that is black … Read more