The Sick Computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
Jokes
The Universe’s Best-Kept Secret
Why are black holes so good at keeping secrets? Not even light can escape them.
Geologists and Common Ground
Why do geologists never argue? Because they always find common ground.
The Sun’s Diploma
Why did the Sun never go to college? It already has millions of degrees.
The black sheep of Scotland
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland and see a black sheep through the window. The engineer says, “Scottish sheep are black.” The physicist corrects him: “We only know one Scottish sheep is black.” The mathematician sighs: “We only know there exists one sheep, in Scotland, that is black … Read more
Made-up statistics
Did you know 70% of statistics are made up on the spot? Just like this one.
Came here to evolve
A biologist walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “We don’t serve single-celled organisms here.” The biologist replies, “Relax, I came here to evolve.”
Always reflected
Why can light never win an argument? It always gets reflected.
No reaction
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Planet the party
How do you organize a space party? You planet.